Fixed this for you :)

But with all her thousands of whelps around you'll never have a moment to really do anything fun...

1.B) 

2. A) 

3. B)

4.B) 

5. B) 

6.C)

7. A) 

8. C) 

9.C)

10. B) 

Well... I surf

I´m pleased to be an inspiration for you but this test is lame even for a joke thread.

9. A

I´m too cool to answer the rest though...

1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
A) Less than 100.

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
...

Oh, so we're not supposed to take this test seriously at all. Never mind then. I'll just leave that blank and take the loss. EDIT: For clarification. No, I wouldn't spit on a competitors system. Not even as a joke answer.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
...

Leaving blank. Don't like the choices. Depends on how valid the criticism is.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight (debate) with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
...

Leaving blank. I feel the same as if anyone else addresses me in a thread. Don't really care.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

Lastly, write down the most important reason why you think that you are a cool Nintendo fan.
Describing why you're cool is like describing how water tastes or what the color blue looks like.

Oh but you can! She has more than one hole you know...

Update the comment, i change the 3* option in B.

Let's start.
1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
B) Between 100-200.

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
B) Probably.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
B) I ignore it, because I really don't care.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
A) I feel honored that he humors my presence.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

Lastly, write down the most important reason why you think that you are a cool Nintendo fan.
Well I have AC in my name, and those things are cool and evil.

1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
C) over my lifetime, 200+

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
D) I have already spit on a competitor's system. It was a PlayStation.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?

C) I go all out. I would take a bullet for Nintendo.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?

C) Nintendo doesn't release bad games.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?

D) we got in a fight over politics and universal healthcare. But we played Splatoon together and are best friends again.

8. What do you think about third party games?

C) I only play them when I am high, drunk or both. I'm a little tipsy right now.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?

D) I feel ashamed of him because he attempted to paint Reggie in a negative light.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

Lastly, write down the most important reason why you think that you are a cool Nintendo fan.

I don't think I'm a cool Nintendo fan. I'm grateful to be alive so that I got to experience all of the great gaming Nintendo has offered me over my lifetime. I give them lots of money for all they do, but it doesn't feel like its enough. I'm humbled to be allowed to have Nintendo be a part of my life.

1) A
2) B
3) B
4) B
5) A
6) B
7) A
8) B
9) C
10) A

Bonus: Because I buy their consoles and games, but not their nonsense, like Amiibo