no, am i right?!?
this weekend my stupid wife was all like, "let's go see the sponge bob movie with the kid" and i was all like, "bitch please,.. the movie cost $17 per adult and $14 for the kid and the movie is only a hour twenty three minutes long. you crazy?!". let's do the math: 17+17+14 is $48 to go to the movie which comes out to $34.70 an hour for me to spend time with my family and like i ever get to see the movie again. fucking ridiculous, am i right? and it's not a one time thing, she wants to go out like every fucking weekend. i'll bet we see like 100 hours of movies a year in the theater. i'm not paying netflix a whooping $9 bucks a month for nothing. i tell her,. any family activity that cost more than $0.30 a day is just too much when netflix is so cheap. maybe we can go to the park or something instead. i'm just so tired of her fighting me on this issue.
long story short,. daddy bought himself some beer and i let my kid play with the box but now my wife is pissed. women,.. am i right?