I suggest some nice lotions to rub on your Rod of Fire. That's usually how he's summoned.

Why do we need new charts anyway? Everybody will go on and claim "overtracked/undertracked"

ioi shrine is incoming please pray to this, so that we can get our Chartz:

Don't do any of the mods get the numbers? I mean aren't there any contingency protocols for when ioi is on holiday, 1 month sabbatical, awol etc?!

I am at my ioi shrine, what do I do now?

I

SERVE

NONE

BUT 

ioi

I bet ioi's currently sitting behind his desk, suffocating of laughter.

Now if you'll all excuse me for a moment, it's time for my daily prayer at my personal ioi shrine.

I met an old gypsy woman that said she knew how to speak to the ioi. My friend believed it and paid her like a ton of money. Turns out it was a fraud. I don't think this ioi exists. It's okay if your religion teaches you that it does, though. You can believe what you want.

You need to let 2 snakes bite each other's tail first so you can use it as a necklace while performing the following: 

While having your snake necklace you need to sacrifice your favorite game that you have, essential part reallY. DepenDing on publisher there are different rituals for this. For EA you need to burn the game while throwing cash at the pile. Ubisoft games won't do lately since the gods don't like broken games 

Yeah, as if "summoning" ioi is that easy!