Hardline PS4 did 149p (combined 251p) on weekly vs. BF 155p, quite surprising and makes BF performance look kinda weak in comparison...
Animal Crossing.....lol
"Nintendo HQ"
Execs: We need a WiiU game for holidays!!
Suits: No can do, every team is busy with their NX projects.
Execs: Shut the Fuck UP, we NEED a holiday blockbuster....NOW!!!
Suits: B-bb-but....."bow", Yes !
"Suits Locker Room"
RookieSuits: WTF are we going to do??
VeteranSuits: Calm Down, Relax....We gonna wash our hands out of this...Summon the New Guy.
NewGuy: I'm Here! (finally I'm getting acknowledged, this is my chance)
Suits: We are putting you at the helm of a new WiiU holiday blockbuster game.
NewGuy: W-www-WHAT! (meltdown, I can't fucking take this....my lifelong dream)
Suits: You are free to use any assets or IPs for this project. Are you sure you can handle it?
NewGuy: Yes..YES, this is my passion, my dream, my paradise. My body is ready!
NewGuy: (wtf am I actually going to do, no worries I have ultimate power...tomorrow will be the beginning of my utopia)
"At Home"
NewGuy: Oh, my precious Amiibos..I wish I could spend more time with all of you..
NewGuy: But all my Animal Crossing games need care too, I'm torn...please understand
NewGuy: If only I could....could play with both of you at the same time....!!!...!!!!!!.....HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198












