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S.T.A.G.E. on 08 April 2013
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
Michael-5 said:

I wonder what the responses would be for "how frequently do you have sex?" Do Nintendorks get the most?

As a Nintendo fan, I didn't get laid at all until I was 23, but since then, I've had tons. :p


Gotcha!

Got me? By what have I been got? My manly apparatus? If so, please let it go, I need that to urinate.


Took you til you were 23 to get laid. Caughtcha! PS360:1 - Nintendo 0



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curl-6 on 08 April 2013
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
Michael-5 said:

I wonder what the responses would be for "how frequently do you have sex?" Do Nintendorks get the most?

As a Nintendo fan, I didn't get laid at all until I was 23, but since then, I've had tons. :p


Gotcha!

Got me? By what have I been got? My manly apparatus? If so, please let it go, I need that to urinate.


Took you til you were 23 to get laid. Caughtcha! PS360:1 - Nintendo 0

I have a 360, so isn't that PS360: 1 - Nintendo: 1? ;)



S.T.A.G.E. on 08 April 2013
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
Michael-5 said:

I wonder what the responses would be for "how frequently do you have sex?" Do Nintendorks get the most?

As a Nintendo fan, I didn't get laid at all until I was 23, but since then, I've had tons. :p


Gotcha!

Got me? By what have I been got? My manly apparatus? If so, please let it go, I need that to urinate.


Took you til you were 23 to get laid. Caughtcha! PS360:1 - Nintendo 0

I have a 360, so isn't that PS360: 1 - Nintendo: 1? ;)

You have abandonned Nintendo you weasel! I knew Microsoft was paying you!



curl-6 on 08 April 2013
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
Michael-5 said:

I wonder what the responses would be for "how frequently do you have sex?" Do Nintendorks get the most?

As a Nintendo fan, I didn't get laid at all until I was 23, but since then, I've had tons. :p


Gotcha!

Got me? By what have I been got? My manly apparatus? If so, please let it go, I need that to urinate.


Took you til you were 23 to get laid. Caughtcha! PS360:1 - Nintendo 0

I have a 360, so isn't that PS360: 1 - Nintendo: 1? ;)

You have abandonned Nintendo you weasel! I knew Microsoft was paying you!

Please don't tell Nintendo! I love her, I'm just weak and can't control my temptations! It was only about sex with Microsoft, it meant nothing!



Lostplanet22 on 08 April 2013
PullusPardus said:

Why do they even do these studies? 

Getting financial support for doing this kind of studies who would not do it?



 

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RenCutypoison on 08 April 2013

Of course they give a good rating to their right hand



aikohualda on 08 April 2013

i thought nintendo would perform better since they would have more time.... not playing non existing 3rd party games :P



 

IIIIITHE1IIIII on 08 April 2013

Well, it looks like Jay520's thread just got obliterated.



Michael-5 on 08 April 2013
AnthonyW86 said:
Xbox gamers have less good games to play so they get bored faster so they have sex more often. However because not many young girls want to have sex with them they end up with older more experienced women. Therefore getting more experienced themselves.

Seriously though, i'm just posting at the same troll level as this article.

So since Microsoft fans don't play video games very much, they go out and have a life? Since they are more mature, older women date them?

That sounds.....like a compliment. LOL



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Michael-5 on 08 April 2013
veritaz said:

Hey the original xbox was better but no i was talking about the 360. This one is worse because Microsoft stopped trying. If only it was a good console still  but I had  to realize it's not 2005-2008 anymore and they just do things so bad now for gamers.

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-Smeags

I 100% agree with this, even up to 2009. That first half of the 7th generation, MS was giving us their A game. Then like an american football player, they hurt their knee, retired, got obese, and still makes tons on money on Dorito's promos.

curl-6 said:

Please don't tell Nintendo! I love her, I'm just weak and can't control my temptations! It was only about sex with Microsoft, it meant nothing!

Dude....Nintendo's a man if anything, a small asian man. All the key figures behind nintendo (Miyamoto, Itawa, guy who created Metroid, etc) they are all old asian men. Unless that is, you consider that bastard child Reggie Nintendo.

:P



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