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S.T.A.G.E. on 08 April 2013
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:

Mario saves peach a thousand times only to still get none. Kratos has a fight has sex and walks back into a fight. WHAT NOW!?

Pokemon have sex though, and judging from the number of Koopalings and Koopa Troopers around, Peach and Bowser do plenty of hoizontal jogging. ;)


If thats true well how come they don't show it!? Becuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......its rated G!

They don't "show" Kratos having sex either, the camera pans away. ;)


Oh, I know he had sex alright! They had pleasure buttons and every move kratos makes arouses other chicks in GOW3. :)



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curl-6 on 08 April 2013
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:

Mario saves peach a thousand times only to still get none. Kratos has a fight has sex and walks back into a fight. WHAT NOW!?

Pokemon have sex though, and judging from the number of Koopalings and Koopa Troopers around, Peach and Bowser do plenty of hoizontal jogging. ;)


If thats true well how come they don't show it!? Becuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......its rated G!

They don't "show" Kratos having sex either, the camera pans away. ;)


Oh, I know he had sex alright! They had pleasure buttons and every move kratos makes arouses other chicks in GOW3. :)

We know Pokemon have sex too, they have to "like" each other enough, then they have babies together. Birds 'n' the bees. ;)



S.T.A.G.E. on 08 April 2013
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
curl-6 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:

Mario saves peach a thousand times only to still get none. Kratos has a fight has sex and walks back into a fight. WHAT NOW!?

Pokemon have sex though, and judging from the number of Koopalings and Koopa Troopers around, Peach and Bowser do plenty of hoizontal jogging. ;)


If thats true well how come they don't show it!? Becuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......its rated G!

They don't "show" Kratos having sex either, the camera pans away. ;)


Oh, I know he had sex alright! They had pleasure buttons and every move kratos makes arouses other chicks in GOW3. :)

We know Pokemon have sex too, they have to "like" each other enough, then they have babies together. Birds 'n' the bees. ;)


This is Nintendo witchcraft isnt it?



Kuramakun on 08 April 2013

I was under the impression that most Xbox Gammers are Either Obese or 8-15 year old kids.

Something is wrong with this article :O



curl-6 on 08 April 2013
Kuramakun said:
I was under the impression that most Xbox Gammers are Either Obese or 8-15 year old kids.

Something is wrong with this article :O

I was great at sex when I was 15...



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Kuramakun on 08 April 2013
curl-6 said:
Kuramakun said:
I was under the impression that most Xbox Gammers are Either Obese or 8-15 year old kids.

Something is wrong with this article :O

I was great at sex when I was 15...

at 15 I was catching Pokemon... Damn I feel old. I was a good kid O.o lol



walsufnir on 08 April 2013

somebody should tell ps-users that real girlfriends don't look like this (and won't improve their skills):

 

 

And another one:

 

 

Mothers won't be happy to wash the bed clothes...



curl-6 on 08 April 2013
S.T.A.G.E. said:

This is Nintendo witchcraft isnt it?

Yes, it's depraved, pagan Nintendomancy, in all its unholy glory. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cGEwFIsk0g



curl-6 on 08 April 2013
Kuramakun said:
curl-6 said:
Kuramakun said:
I was under the impression that most Xbox Gammers are Either Obese or 8-15 year old kids.

Something is wrong with this article :O

I was great at sex when I was 15...

at 15 I was catching Pokemon... Damn I feel old. I was a good kid O.o lol

I never said it was with someone else. ;)

How old are you? Cos I sometimes feel ancient at 24, surrounded by 18 year olds who don't remember the SNES...



Kuramakun on 08 April 2013
curl-6 said:
Kuramakun said:
curl-6 said:
Kuramakun said:
I was under the impression that most Xbox Gammers are Either Obese or 8-15 year old kids.

Something is wrong with this article :O

I was great at sex when I was 15...

at 15 I was catching Pokemon... Damn I feel old. I was a good kid O.o lol

I never said it was with someone else. ;)

How old are you? Cos I sometimes feel ancient at 24, surrounded by 18 year olds who don't remember the SNES...


27, turning 28... I feel ancient too... lmao. But then again we lived the golden age of video game and wouln't change those momments for anything.