Obama:

Zubat:

Why? Leech life (I'm sure other Pokemon have this move, but this is the only one I can remember). Obama's a socialist, he cannot survive off his own wellbeing, and has to suck it away from others.

Alakazam:

Well all know that Obama is a Muslim, and I'm pretty sure this guy is, too.

Vileplume:

I'm sure Obama's eaten his fairshare of these badboys, back in the day.

Dodrio:

Fast and furious.

Exeggutor:

If I saw this guy walking down the road, I'd ask for his papers, too.

Meowth:

Nicknamed "Biden'... he thinks he's a wise-guy, but his lines usually get them into more trouble.

Romney:

Ditto:

This one's pretty obvious. Romney needs to be able to duplicate his opponent in every forseeable way.

Jigglypuff:

Whenever a Romney ad airs, or Romney answers a question in a debate, it's sure to send everyone to sleep.

Magikarp:

This guy would part of Romney's campaign team.

Rapidash:

When Romney wants some down-time, he can partake in some dressage.

Beedrill:

This one speaks for itself... it's a wasp!

Dragonair:

... I'm pretty sure Mormons believe in these guys.

I lol'd at the "Mormons believe in these guys". Thanks for that!

Both teams, especially Onix because of Brock Obama. That was great.

Obama:

Jigglypuff:

They're both natural performers who love to sing.

Persian:

Looks like he's eaten a few dogs in his day. And he's probably a secret Muslim, too.

Weezing:

All those years of smoking catch up to you eventually.

Dugtrio:

Shovel ready jobs!

Snorlax:

This big guy could also sleep through a debate.

Missingno:

Because it, too, was a mistake.

Romney:

Slowpoke:

Matches Romney's slow-to-start campaign style perfectly.

Grimer:

A living, breathing pile of toxic waste. What's there for a rich man not to love?

Ninetales:

Oh, man. Romney would get the mother of all erections strapping this thing to the roof of his car.

Tentacruel:

It's right in the name. Romney fired a dude and gave his wife cancer. I can't think of anything crueler than that.

Rapidash:

Imagine the multiple sclerosis therapy you could get out of this fuckin' horse!

Ditto:

Yes, this joke has been made already, but I challenge anyone to find a more Romney like Pokemon.

I don't get how Obama is a socialist.  I also don't see how any of the rest of it is true.

He has his own facebook page and everything

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brock-obama

I really want to participate in this thread... but I know nothing about pokemon... oh well

This some good stuff here, sure made me laugh.

Obama would use Mewtwo while Romney would use Magikcarp simply to show how bad Romney is going to lose the election.

for Obama

Wobuffet
anything Romney trows at him he'll sling it back

Snorlax(or Chansey)
a need tank so he can take whatever Romney throws at him

Blaziken:
the prime attacker of the group with a "fire"-like sprirt that will "fight" to the end

Ditto:
so whatever good Romney says/does he'll copy it

Espeon:
because of it's special ability (syncronize) whatever bad Romney does to Obama happens to him

and lastly Meoth:(holding amulet coin)
just use Payday and AMERICA'S ECONOMY IS SAVED!!!!