Obama:
Jigglypuff:
They're both natural performers who love to sing.
Persian:
Looks like he's eaten a few dogs in his day. And he's probably a secret Muslim, too.
Weezing:
All those years of smoking catch up to you eventually.
Dugtrio:
Shovel ready jobs!
Snorlax:
This big guy could also sleep through a debate.
Missingno:
Because it, too, was a mistake.
Romney:
Slowpoke:
Matches Romney's slow-to-start campaign style perfectly.
Grimer:
A living, breathing pile of toxic waste. What's there for a rich man not to love?
Ninetales:
Oh, man. Romney would get the mother of all erections strapping this thing to the roof of his car.
Tentacruel:
It's right in the name. Romney fired a dude and gave his wife cancer. I can't think of anything crueler than that.
Rapidash:
Imagine the multiple sclerosis therapy you could get out of this fuckin' horse!
Ditto:
Yes, this joke has been made already, but I challenge anyone to find a more Romney like Pokemon.
