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Obama:

Zubat:

Why? Leech life (I'm sure other Pokemon have this move, but this is the only one I can remember). Obama's a socialist, he cannot survive off his own wellbeing, and has to suck it away from others.

Alakazam:

Well all know that Obama is a Muslim, and I'm pretty sure this guy is, too.

Vileplume:

I'm sure Obama's eaten his fairshare of these badboys, back in the day.

Dodrio:

Fast and furious.

Exeggutor:

If I saw this guy walking down the road, I'd ask for his papers, too.

Meowth:

Nicknamed "Biden'... he thinks he's a wise-guy, but his lines usually get them into more trouble.