SamuelRSmith on 06 October 2012
Romney:
Ditto:
This one's pretty obvious. Romney needs to be able to duplicate his opponent in every forseeable way.
Jigglypuff:
Whenever a Romney ad airs, or Romney answers a question in a debate, it's sure to send everyone to sleep.
Magikarp:
This guy would part of Romney's campaign team.
Rapidash:
When Romney wants some down-time, he can partake in some dressage.
Beedrill:
This one speaks for itself... it's a wasp!
Dragonair:
... I'm pretty sure Mormons believe in these guys.
