Lol at so many people taking this serious. But the OP clearly worded the title wrong. It should have been: 'The 3DS is a MAJOR Flop, we need to talk'.
But bonus-points for tagging the thread with Top Spin.
Excellent analysis OP. I think Nintendo named the consoles confusingly. Everyone thinks that this 3DS LL is an add-on for the 3DS (like WiiFit and WiiU for Wii) instead of a brand new console. They should have named it more distinctively, like Virtual DS-Boy.