My first was pretty forgettable. Met at a club, we were both already drunk as shit, walked to her place, did it, then I cabbed it home at like 4am. The best part of it (since I'm half Scottish...i.e. very cheap) was that I didn't buy her a single drink or anything! Worst part was I was really drunk so took forever to get hard (but did eventually). There you have it.
| Gilgamesh said: Been almost 2 years since the last thread was up and going. There are newer members now and maybe some of the old virgins of that thread will now be virgin free. Time for some updates! So are you a virgin? I is not. |
What? You post this and don't tell your story? You going to sit back and chomp popcorn and read the stories? 
Anyhow, I have a feeling some things do not belong on the Internet at all. This is one of them. Anyhow, my take.
| amp316 said: My first time I was 18 and it was over really fast. That would mean that my first time was 21 years ago. Many of the members here are 21 or under. Hmmm... |
She got pregnant, things got complicated, you ran away, and now you're wondering which of us is your child.
| AndrewWK said: My first time was rather forgetable. I was 16 when it happened. A friend from school and I went to a bar to drink something (In Austria you can get beer when you are 16) and we saw these two girls from our school walking in. My friend had a crush on one of them. We invited them to join us, we talked a bit had fun. Did not go to school that instead we went out. After that I kept contact with Veronica, we started to make out frequently. And after a month or we went one step farther and fucked, in her bedroom with her parents in the living room. The first I put my dick into her was really dissapointing. I felt like:"If this is really sex, then live doesn´t make any sense". We both where very clumsy. For instance I did not know how put it in, she had to do it with her hand. Then there was no position where we both felt comfortable. The missionary was exhausting and I allways slipped out of her vagina, doggy was too painfull for her, and the side position was too complex. My first time was more of a 20 minute fight with myself then real sex. So my word of advice for all ya virgins, don´t expect too much and don´t do it with a virgin. Find somebody with exp. and do it doggystyle or let her do the job. And no matter what you heard before don´t fap before or you will have some problems with the finish and with keeping him stiff. |
Why didn't you try cowgirl position? I mean i know you Balkans people have small dicks and all, but still...you could have tried
| d21lewis said: Lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 21 to an 18 year old chubby girl. Before that, I had an idea how my first time would be and what I would do. Instead, this girl just came over, I got semi-drunk, we watched an Eddie Murphy movie, and we just went at it. I lasted for the duration of the movie and I think I was pretty good. Still, it didn't seem romantic or memorable at all. I dated the girl fro a few months before dumping her for a 29 year old lady that looked like Sandra Bulloch. I googled my first girlfriend recently and she looks like a monster! What a difference 14 years makes! I can't find anything on my second GF. I'd love to see her again, though. |
soooo did I get that right ? About 90 minutes of sex ? I know she was not the skinny type, but didn't you at least know where to look after ?
Troll_Whisperer said:
Standard my ass, you're lucky you're married and get sex. Nah, joking, lol. Congrats about your wedding BTW, last thing I remember you were looking for VG songs to play in it. |
Thanks!
And it is the standard now.
And yes, I did in fact play a few VG songs during idle times and other parts. It all went well.
wfz said:
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It was a bit awkward, I had some problem with my frenulum, doesn't help that the condom decided to explode, damaging me in the process and completely ripping my frenulum - which is fine, cos now it doesn't have any problems. But it was very painful and very gory.
She freaked out since she has never seen that before and has had quite a lot of experience as she's older, but now we're WFB.
Kinda gutted I haven't experienced a "relationship" yet, but not too fussed, just means I have missed the emotional rollercoaster that would have ensued and months of courting, but at 19 (soon 20), still plenty of time for that.
Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet a time.
Andrespetmonkey said:
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Thirded haha. That genuinely put a smile on my face... it's amazing how stuff for people thousands of miles apart end up being similar.
And it took quite some tries until I got it right. Hardest thing since learning to put eye lenses and learning to drive...
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