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My first was pretty forgettable. Met at a club, we were both already drunk as shit, walked to her place, did it, then I cabbed it home at like 4am. The best part of it (since I'm half Scottish...i.e. very cheap) was that I didn't buy her a single drink or anything! Worst part was I was really drunk so took forever to get hard (but did eventually). There you have it.