Sucking George Clinton off might get me high off of cocaine or lsd and be a bad trip. Bill has a lot of experience, but still seems like he would be clean because he never inhaled.

Dr. Drew or Dr. Phil?

It is spelled 'douche'. Oh, and I would eat the contents of the menstrual douche to give me some protein for energy and then fuck optimus prime.

Incredibly fat black man or incredibly black fat man?

I'd do myself. (i.e. latter of M-B-P's)

Virtual Reality with the A.I. and the appearance of a generic anime girl or Virtual Reality with a sincere, yet ugly looking girl on the other end but her avatar is gorgeous?

EDIT: When I say girl I mean she's an underage teenager and her avatar's an adult.

A.i

Make out with clint howard for 1 hour then let him cum on your face.

Or

Have sex with Gary Busey for 15 minutes followed by him cuddling you and whispering "i love you" in your ear for another 30 minutes

Busey. That scenario is merely incredibly creepy instead of full blown nightmarish. I'd sooner make out with the Elephant Man than with Clint Howard.

Isaiah Mustafa or Terry Crews?

Joan of Arc, I'd take a warrior chic over a prostitute any day.

An alien or a predator?

Alien. I don't want to be interrupted by Chris Hansen bursting in with his camera crew halfway through.

Gangbanged by a roomful of hot chicks wearing strap ons or bukkaked by a roomful of dudes?

I guess I'd rather do it with the Predator, it's face without the mask looks like a vagina.

Would you rather let a chick put on a strap on and do you from behind, or you have to do a guy from behind?

Gangbanged by the hot chicks praying I get to at least get nut on them afterwards. Being spunked on once would truthfully be enough to make gag, and vomit reapetedly.

The Avatar people from that movie, either sex or the blue aliens from mass effect, Sherpard approved

Avatar hoes FTW!

Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi?