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What does everyone here think about it? They believe that their 'jesus equivalent', Xenu, was the leader of 'the galactic confederacy' and 75 million years ago he brought billions of his people to earth in a DC-8 type spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Which, to me, sounds more realistic than what most christians believe, but what does vgchartz think about scientology, hm? 



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I think it's hilarious and totally awesome.




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Tom Cruise.



 

 

 

http://listverse.com/2009/09/10/10-extremely-weird-religions/

Nuwaubianism

Here is a list of some of the more unusual Nuwaubian beliefs:
1. It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child
2. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world
3. People were once perfectly symmetrical and ambidextrous, but then a meteorite struck Earth and tilted its axis causing handedness and shifting the heart off-center in the chest
4. Each of us has seven clones living in different parts of the world
5. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation
6. Homo sapiens is the result of cloning experiments that were done on Mars using Homo erectus
7. Nikola Tesla came from the planet Venus
8. The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan’s son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666



I feel like im being watched by Scientology lawyers... I'm gettin' DAFUQ outta here!!!

 



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ImJustBayuum said:
http://listverse.com/2009/09/10/10-extremely-weird-religions/

Nuwaubianism

Here is a list of some of the more unusual Nuwaubian beliefs:
1. It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child
2. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world
3. People were once perfectly symmetrical and ambidextrous, but then a meteorite struck Earth and tilted its axis causing handedness and shifting the heart off-center in the chest
4. Each of us has seven clones living in different parts of the world
5. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation
6. Homo sapiens is the result of cloning experiments that were done on Mars using Homo erectus
7. Nikola Tesla came from the planet Venus
8. The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan’s son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666

This one sounds more fun



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Level1Death said:
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i think its the same like almost all other religions



Just as likely as any other religion we have out there so I don't have much to think about with it.



Former something....

At best its a parody of other religions that a bunch of people are into for the lols. If not, then what rocketpig said.



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