| Wagram said:
We, the American people, today ask you, 1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment. 2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet. 3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law. 4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored. |
1. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...blizzard
2. Not legal in the slightest
3. Fullest extent of the law = do nothing. I guess this one IS being implemented as we speak!
4. Also probably not legal, not to mention insanely expensive and difficult to implement/mantain. And then there's the fact that Skyrim is off-line single-player.
I actually get the feeling this whole thing is a JOKE. It's really pretty funny. Anyone who knows anything about the US Constitution/laws knows that what he's suggesting is SO far out of the realm of what our government is allowed to do (sounds like something China might do...and be given angry looks by the western world).
