Hide in an undeground secret fortress with games, that has food and water for 80 years. After the 80 years have passed, all the zombies will have died of hunger, because there were no more humans to eat.

Exactly! If they are the actual zombie like figures(risen dead), they would rot, and if they are the infected type, they would die out due to lack of food and offspring (can they reproduce?). Lastly, I have faith in my country's military to keep me safe in a zombie apocalypse. Tanks and bombers would decimate the enemy alongside our other excellent weapons. The only time I would be afraid is the initial week where there is a mass outbreak and confusion, but I know it wouldn't be long till the boots hit the ground and bullets start flying.

No reproduction. Also.. say the military were first to be infected in some new weapon experiment so there are no authorities. just you.

Weapons: a really sharp Machete(for Limb removal), a Cricket Bat, or Aluminum Baseball Bat (lightweight and strong for bashing skulls), a Semi Auto Shotgun like a Spaz-12 (for the up close and personal encounter), A Remington R700 with a 6X,12X scope (For that reach out and touch someone encounter)

Items: A large truck with 4WD, preferably a Hummer H1, Night Vision/Infrared Goggles, High powered Binoculars

Basically secure my family and find a place to get food and water from. Then setup a barricade around my house and then proceed to wait out the infection only going out when needed for food and water. The nice thing about the guns I chose, ammo is plentiful in my area for those weapons. The local Wal-mart carries ammo for them even, not to mention the half dozen gun stores and Army Surplus stores around, those places will be a first stop for many.

I dno't think that staying in your house is a good idea.

I'm thinking like something from The Walking Dead comics, a defendable fortress-type environment. As long as you're able to conduct stealth missions to get what supplies you need, weapons are minimal in my country but thankfully so are fit people, haha. Which means there would be not many survivors (although that means more zombies, it also means less living competition).

Essentially, most of Scotland's central belt would be full of lethargic, overweight or ageing zombies. Not too bad, I think I could handle it?

How would the entire military get infected? That is ridiculous! This thread is so unrealistic.

I need two machetes, mountain climbing equipment, an axe, and a car with some gasoline.

There is a mountains region to the south of my city. I'll settle there.

There are some caves there.

i will lock my room and continue playing games on my computer.

Why are you choosing so many close combat weapons? Surely you would get splashed with the zombie blood and turn into one of them!

Long range weapons are better in this case.

Sorry but, LOL.

I don't have skills with long range weapons, but with close combat ones I do.

And a slow-moving zombie's neck must be easier to hit than a fast-moving gangsta's one, so I'll keep my knives thank you.