Whats your zombie apocalypse plan?

[homer]

chris.m95 said:

homer said:

JEMC said:
As you can't defeat them, they'd be too many, my plan would be patience and my weapon the nature.

1-Meet up with the family

2-Do some raids. First a close supermarket looking for water and canned food and then a pharmacy looking for some basic stuff and purification tablets.

3-Go to a near harbor and get a boat or a small ship. Then we'd go to the sea but not much, just 100m into the sea. Far enough to avoid the zombies coming for us (they can't swim, right?), but close enough to go to land looking for supplies with a small boat.

4-Wait for 5-6 months. Thanks to the sun and the occasional rain the zombies will rot, becoming just harmless bones.

Exactly! If they are the actual zombie like figures(risen dead), they would rot, and if they are the infected type, they would die out due to lack of food and offspring (can they reproduce?). Lastly, I have faith in my country's military to keep me safe in a zombie apocalypse. Tanks and bombers would decimate the enemy alongside our other excellent weapons. The only time I would be afraid is the initial week where there is a mass outbreak and confusion, but I know it wouldn't be long till the boots hit the ground and bullets start flying.

No reproduction. Also.. say the military were first to be infected in some new weapon experiment so there are no authorities. just you.

How would the entire military get infected? That is ridiculous! This thread is so unrealistic.