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Euphoria14 on 31 December 2010
chocoloco said:
Euphoria14 said:
Wagram said:
Mummelmann said:

On the internet, everyone has 8 inches of penis. Fact.


Subtract like 3-4 inches off of every post. I think we'll have the true numbers then.


It is bothers you all so much I can do you a Brett Favre.

What's your cell phone #?

Is EUphoria running a hot sex chat hotline!?!


Why, you want a text message too?



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chocoloco on 31 December 2010
Euphoria14 said:
chocoloco said:
Euphoria14 said:
Wagram said:
Mummelmann said:

On the internet, everyone has 8 inches of penis. Fact.


Subtract like 3-4 inches off of every post. I think we'll have the true numbers then.


It is bothers you all so much I can do you a Brett Favre.

What's your cell phone #?

Is EUphoria running a hot sex chat hotline!?!


Why, you want a text message too?

I think we all have more reason to show off our heads here now.

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=7739&page=1#



sapphi_snake on 31 December 2010
Euphoria14 said:


Long ago, back when my family first came here they had the name shortened to "Stumpp", losing the "ü" as well as the "Von". You're right though, it does sound kind of evil huh? 

The part that is most saddening isn't us dropping those 2 things, but how it is now pronounced. Here i'll give you a hint.

Then there is the fact that I have thumbs like Megan Fox, so it was no wonder people called me "Stumppy".

LOL, Stumppy. That sounds like the name of a cartoon character. You just can't catch a break, can't you? Well, at least your well endowed (by Internet standards).



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Euphoria14 on 31 December 2010
sapphi_snake said:
Euphoria14 said:


Long ago, back when my family first came here they had the name shortened to "Stumpp", losing the "ü" as well as the "Von". You're right though, it does sound kind of evil huh? 

The part that is most saddening isn't us dropping those 2 things, but how it is now pronounced. Here i'll give you a hint.

Then there is the fact that I have thumbs like Megan Fox, so it was no wonder people called me "Stumppy".

LOL, Stumppy. That sounds like the name of a cartoon character. You just can't catch a break, can't you? Well, at least your well endowed (by Internet standards).

Yeah, if I was called "Stumppy" in the bedroom, well... It wouldn't be good.



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legend92(3) on 31 December 2010
sapphi_snake said:
legend92(3) said:
Lostplanet22 said:

And every year you make the stupid mistake to forget that people should post a picture of it as proof X_X.


Email pictures to Hotandhorny@live.com (jokes lol, not really my adress lol)

Or is it?

solution send a pic to it see what happens lol



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dunno001 on 31 December 2010
Gilgamesh said:

Also to everyone that lies you'll have an your penis cut in half so stay truthful. Alright I'll get the ball rolling I'm 6" and 3/4".

Wait, so you have 2 of them? Though I think that second one might not count, it's rather small... :P

As for me, well... I've always considered myself average, though some guys have told me that it's fairly big. I could measure it, but I think it's also safe to suffice that not everyone in this thread is even measuring from the same point. (The point I use is about 7" erect, for what that may be worth...)



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legend92(3) on 31 December 2010

Most full grown guys seem to be seven inches self included



Kantor on 31 December 2010
axumblade said:
sapphi_snake said:
axumblade said:

I don't have a ruler....so I posted a picture of it right here if anyone really wants to see it.

LOL, you're doing that just so you can get profile views. 

Unless you're suggesting you're as well endowed as a a raccoon.

Naw. I keep trying to measure it but it keeps growing. 

Is that natural?! XD

Well, we'll really need a video to be able to judge that. Purely for scientific purposes, you understand.



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NiKKoM on 31 December 2010

Once.. I had this girl in my bed and I took my pants off.. She just stared at it.. I asked: "What's wrong?" She said: "You know NiKKoM, a few miles from here there is this place where these big gray animals pick up peanuts with a thing  like that.."



 

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sapphi_snake on 31 December 2010
NiKKoM said:

Once.. I had this girl in my bed and I took my pants off.. She just stared at it.. I asked: "What's wrong?" She said: "You know NiKKoM, a few miles from here there is this place where these big gray animals pick up peanuts with a thing  like that.."

It amazes me how well endowed people on the Internet seem to be. In real life I bet she said something like: "You know NiKKoM, a few miles from here there is this place where small fluffy animals have hands like that..."



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)