| NiKKoM said: Once.. I had this girl in my bed and I took my pants off.. She just stared at it.. I asked: "What's wrong?" She said: "You know NiKKoM, a few miles from here there is this place where these big gray animals pick up peanuts with a thing like that.." |
It amazes me how well endowed people on the Internet seem to be. In real life I bet she said something like: "You know NiKKoM, a few miles from here there is this place where small fluffy animals have hands like that..." 
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
