How schlong are you?

[Euphoria14]

sapphi_snake said:

Euphoria14 said:

Long ago, back when my family first came here they had the name shortened to "Stumpp", losing the "ü" as well as the "Von". You're right though, it does sound kind of evil huh? 

The part that is most saddening isn't us dropping those 2 things, but how it is now pronounced. Here i'll give you a hint.

Then there is the fact that I have thumbs like Megan Fox, so it was no wonder people called me "Stumppy".

LOL, Stumppy. That sounds like the name of a cartoon character. You just can't catch a break, can't you? Well, at least your well endowed (by Internet standards).

Yeah, if I was called "Stumppy" in the bedroom, well... It wouldn't be good.