On the internet, everyone has 8 inches of penis. Fact.
legend92(3) said:
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Or is it?
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Born and raised in the good ol' U, S of A. I am caucasian and my family decends from all over. Tracing back we originated from places like France, Norway, Germany, Ireland and Italy. I was a short red head growing up with freckles and now I enjoy drinking, so i'll go with Irish. even though my full last name is Von Stümpp. 
How that is pronounced like "Bon Shtoomf" I have no clue. 
Anyways I am ~8-8.25 inches schlong.
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| Euphoria14 said: Born and raised in the good ol' U, S of A. I am caucasian and my family decends from all over. Tracing back we originated from places like France, Norway, Germany, Ireland and Italy. I was a short red head growing up with freckles and now I enjoy drinking, so i'll go with Irish. even though my full last name is Von Stümpp. How that is pronounced like "Bon Shtoomf" I have no clue. Anyways I am ~8-8.25 inches schlong. |
Seriously? Your name is like that of a James Bond villain.
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
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100 million nano meters and counting. White and some Hispanic , American
| Mummelmann said: On the internet, everyone has 8 inches of penis. Fact. |
Subtract like 3-4 inches off of every post. I think we'll have the true numbers then.
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It is bothers you all so much I can do you a Brett Favre.
What's your cell phone #?
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Euphoria14 said:
What's your cell phone #? |
Is EUphoria running a hot sex chat hotline!?!
sapphi_snake said:
Seriously? Your name is like that of a James Bond villain. |
Long ago, back when my family first came here they had the name shortened to "Stumpp", losing the "ü" as well as the "Von". You're right though, it does sound kind of evil huh?
The part that is most saddening isn't us dropping those 2 things, but how it is now pronounced. Here i'll give you a hint.
Then there is the fact that I have thumbs like Megan Fox, so it was no wonder people called me "Stumppy". 
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