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Euphoria14 said:

Born and raised in the good ol' U, S of A. I am caucasian and my family decends from all over. Tracing back we originated from places like France, Norway, Germany, Ireland and Italy. I was a short red head growing up with freckles and now I enjoy drinking, so i'll go with Irish. even though my full last name is Von Stümpp.

How that is pronounced like "Bon Shtoomf" I have no clue.

Anyways I am ~8-8.25 inches schlong.

Seriously? Your name is like that of a James Bond villain.



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