One time when I was 8 years old, I used to pick on this annoying little girl that lived down the street. She always wanted to play with me, but she was just so annoying. One day I told her that I would play with her for a little bit, if she licked a cookie off the driveway after I rubbed it to pieces. She would always act like a cat. So she did. Then I asked her if she wanted some milk. So I brought a bowl out with a little bit of milk in it. She licked it up like a kitty. I played with her for 10 minutes, then went inside. I was so mean. I can't blame her though, I'm so easy to love.

I once broke my arm vigorously masterbating to leaked pics of the iPad mini a few days prior to its official unveiling

Makes me wonder about your situation, about that prostitute's favorite anime is about a guy being able to turn into a girl....are you sure she wasn't a he? o_O

...lol jk Ranma 1/2 is an awesome anime and one of my all time favs!

Well, when I was on a boat to Newfoundland, it was night time and I was starting to feel really sea sick. I couldn't sleep because of how awful I felt and for some strange reason, the only thing that would calm me down was playing repeatedly in my mind Hugo Weaving's voice in the Council of Elrond scene from LOTR. It definitely felt like the longest night of my life.

I had virtual sex in WoW, afterwards the girl had the nerve to ask for gold. smh

took a rubber band, ahem... tied up my 'white' whale and forgot about it .. 6-7 hours later i remembered , looked down there and saw a giant big 'blue' whale.

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Did you give it to her?

HELLZ NO

I left a written message behind the work tag of each employee in work (it's a slip of paper with their name on it that slides into a plastic holder). This was about a year ago and nobody has ever noticed. I'm never going to point it out either, but it kind of amuses me.