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As we have seen from the move "Apollo 13" square parts do not fit in circular objects without lots of work! Even then it will not work for long, which would be great for guys like Spurgeonryan because they do not last long anyways. So what would happen if God did not get enough rest that day and made the male sex organ square so that it would not have fit inside Eve's female sex organ? Would we all not be here today?

 

One solution: Kill the remaining Unicorn population and use their horns to get the job done until God finished resting on the 7th day. That is probably how it happened since there are not more unicorns other than the one owned by royalty on the Island of Atlantis.

 

Discuss.

 

 

 

 

 

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Atheists :1

Religion: 0

 

Your move, Christianity. 



If you're forcefull enough, it fits fine no matter what.



That thought is exactly what made the freemasons wonder about the problem of "squaring the circle".

They thought: Hey! Wouldn't it be much cooler if our dicks had a square-shaped cross-sectional area? But damn, in order to still get the perfect feeling during sex, the round cross-sectional area of the woman's vagina would have to adopt, for instance it would need to have a cross-sectional area with the same surface area as the man's square one.

They thought about the problem for centuries. The problem of squaring the circle is simply not possible with traditional geometric tools, but they became so obsessed with the idea that they started to build obelisks like Washington Monument, symbols of what they consider the perfect huge square dick.



Sal.Paradise said:

Atheists :1

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Your move, Christianity. 


Atheists :0

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Your move, Atheists. 

 



Yay!!!

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Wh1pL4shL1ve_007 said:
Sal.Paradise said:

Atheists :1

Religion: 0

 

Your move, Christianity. 

 

Atheists :0

Religion: 1

 

Your move, Atheists. 

 

 

Atheists :0

Religion: 0

 

This topic is dumb.



Seriously?



hatmoza would have a square mouth.



That is true badgenome, but as a poster stated above evolution would find a way.



it suddenly all makes sense now!



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’