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silentmac on 08 July 2009
Hyperion said:
It was written very poorly and was confusing.
But people really do think the story is generic. The fact is that no one bothers to really dig deep. If you do, you will understand how great the story actually is.

Go here to be blown away (hyperbole)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=947068&topic=50295705

Lulz!  Are you serious?  I want my stories to be hand fed to me just like my momma feeds me chickn' nuggestz at meal time.  Thinking is for NOOBS!



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MaxwellGT2000 on 08 July 2009
Hyperion said:
It was written very poorly and was confusing.
But people really do think the story is generic. The fact is that no one bothers to really dig deep. If you do, you will understand how great the story actually is.

Go here to be blown away (hyperbole)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=947068&topic=50295705

Yeah I made a huge point to KitchenSink that you have to dig for the story and when you do it's great.  But there is the problem, people want cenematics and things given to them and the old way of doing things like talking to people about a game, and finding things to get the full story is dying, so today it has to be in a cut scene that you can skip or no one cares.



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Madanial on 08 July 2009

Watch out of Rol's power, it spreading through VGChartz now. XD



Hyperion on 08 July 2009
silentmac said:
Hyperion said:
It was written very poorly and was confusing.
But people really do think the story is generic. The fact is that no one bothers to really dig deep. If you do, you will understand how great the story actually is.

Go here to be blown away (hyperbole)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=947068&topic=50295705

Lulz!  Are you serious?  I want my stories to be hand fed to me just like my momma feeds me chickn' nuggestz at meal time.  Thinking is for NOOBS!


XD Lmao!! That's hilarious, lol And yes, you're right. Feed me my chikn', momma! 



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SnesTea on 08 July 2009
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Oh my lord the number of people falling for the Rol tactic here is amazing...

It's pathetic. Even after the solution I put in the OP!



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tuoyo on 08 July 2009
MaxwellGT2000 said:

***spoiler request*****

*sigh* I guess the OP escapes most of you, so let me clear it up since everyone is falling for it apparently.

He's made points in the OP that says it's a good game but it's bad because it's made by HVS and not a Bungie, id, valve, etc. It's an attempt at Rol's version of sarcasm.

The Conduit made by Valve = good, The Conduit made by HVS = bad, same game both times but the name of who made it has changed.

Now a few of you can get the joke ;)
But then it is not a very good joke because he hasnt really said much to indicate it's a good game let alone a very good game.  Apart from the multiplayer but then he puts this element down by mentioning the lack of split screen. 


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stof on 08 July 2009

Judging by your reasoning in this opinion piece... I'd suggest the better title would be "why I suck"


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SnesTea on 08 July 2009
stof said:
Judging by your reasoning in this opinion piece... I'd suggest the better title would be "why I suck"


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So I am still working on my technique. Give me some credit :)

If only Majesco published this game.

 

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Jereel Hunter on 08 July 2009
Destroyer_of_knights said:
so what if the Conduit is a mediocre FPS, there will always be people who like it, and people who don't, it's black and white with no grey in between and the reviews reflect this.

Gotta give HVS some credit, at least they tried to break away from the licensed shit they normally do and try to establish the selves as something better, because once they are labled a AAA developer, then they have some leverage to do what they want to some degree of course and at the end of the day this is what all developers want....it makes getting a publisher easier.

I wonder what HVS could be capable of if they were given the backing and resources of a halo game or a Killzone game....I suppose we will never know.

Probably not. Because (except Guerilla) companies that get that kind of funding usually prove themselves first, and then are rewarded with bigger funding.



nintendo_fanboy on 08 July 2009

The original idea behind this thread is actually good, but the writing is so terrible that even by explaining the joke it isn't really funny. Go figure.



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