PS3:

1. I HATE than it has No JRPG's!!!!

2. I HATE that it cost loads at launch

Wii:

1. I HATE that it doesn't have many core games from nintendo.

2. I HATE that it has friend codes

Wii

1. Geeks and Otakus aren't the only ones annoyed with the storage situation. Time to get your heads out the clouds.

2. Friend codes are a bother, and don't get me started about the missed opportunity with Brawl's online.

3. Other than Animal Crossing, it looks like Nintendo's letting the 3rd parties have some leeway for the rest of the year. Problem is, there's a lack of a wow-factor when it comes to the third party lineup this holiday season.

4. Speaking of third parties, it's looking like some of them are still not taking Wii seriously. Ah well, 2009 looks to be a great year for Sega and Marvelous.

5. I'm not even a big fan of RPG's, but It's hard not to notice the lack of them on the platform so far.

Wii

1. I hate the waggle when a buttonpress will suffice.

2. I hate the not-so-diverse library (by diverse I don't mean different kinds of party / carnival / mini games).

3. I hate the Wii because my Mom is better at WiiSports. Oh my crushed ego!


@Hapimeses:
Good thread! It's really therapeutic! But others are still not into the program...

360:

1) I hate that there is no internet browser

2) I wish you could store your profile and games on a home server

3) I hate RRoD (Happened twice on two different consoles)

4) I hate the noise the original launch consoles make


Wii

1) I hate the graphics and sound

2) I hate the networking options it has

3) I hate the lack of storage out of the box

4) I hate that 3rd parties don't build good games for it

5) I hate how few 1st party games are coming out now


PS3 (Could be longer but will keep it brief):

1) Too costly I paid $100 more then I should have because I didn't get a game until the price drop.

2) Hard drive installs as mandatory

3) I hate that the Hard drive is not detachable so going between PS3 consoles in the same house is annoying

4) Although the game library is improving I think it should be farther along.

5) I hate firmware upgrades constantly

6) I hate the PSN, I have been thrown off it countlessly and have never had that issue on either the Wii or 360.

7) I hate the constant delays in software


For All Consoles this Generation:

1) I hate over zealous fanboys who can't seem to admit that all the consoles are imperfect.

2) I hate how much this generation is costing me because there are so many good games.

True, true. It can be quite a jump for a hardline supporter of a single platform to then try to objectively look at said platform and decide what he doesn't like. After all, trawling the internet 24/7 defending their favourite beast kinda blinds you to certain things. Further, actually admitting flaws after repeated claims to the contrary can be a difficult step for some.

Not a problem for me, though.

I understand your pain.

It is always a deflating feeling seeing your 9 year old sister destroy you in bowling/tennis/golf...

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Hats off to you, man.

PS3: (My only console, and the only one I can comment on fairly)

1) SUPPORT MORE VIDEO FORMATS!

2) FAT32 formatting?! WTH!

3) Lazy developers who rely too much on installs (DMC4, you are the worst one!)

4) Multiplat games that are inferior on the PS3!

5) You took out PS2 B/C Sony! You dickheads!

6) It takes forever to load up someones profile on the PSN! I just want a quick look at people's trophies damn it!

7) Not enough stuff that utilizes the PS Eye!

PSWii:

Either of 'em ... I hate that extra controllers are $50 a pop. I spent $150 getting Wiimotes and Nunchuks for the Wii, now I've got to go spend another $150 getting DualShock 3s for the PlayStation 3 since everybody in the house wants to play LBP.

Second on the list is that the bundles don't include all the 'good' cables. PS3 touted as supporting HDMI but doesn't come with an HDMI cable. DS3s don't come with extra USB cables to charge them. Wiimote's require 3rd party rechargeable batteries. Wii didn't come with component video cable.

All the accessories are killing my wallet and taking over my living room!!!

I can't believe I forgot 20): I hate the exorbitant cost of extra Dualshock 3 controllers -- I've bought 3 of the buggers so far, and I begrudge every single, bloody penny; and, as you also correctly point out, 21), I hate that Sony didn't include all the cables I needed -- I had to haggle with the salesman when I bought my TV and PS3 to chuck in the cable, and that felt pretty cheap when I'd already screwed him out of a pretty big discount.

I'm up to 21 so far. Perhaps I should edit my OP?