Wii:

Hate region locks, I WANNA DISASTER:Day of Crisys!!!
Hate Friend Codes
Hate Carnival Games (worst million seller ever!) and a bunch of others shovelwares
Hate using analog for fighting games (yes Brawl, I'm talking to you, I wanna use the d-pad in classic controler)
Hate peoples who prefer Guitar Hero other than Samba de Amigo.

Rereading your list about the lack of games supporting the Eye, I'd like to add my hatred for the fact the cable on the Eye is only 2m long, if that.

The PS3 system is designed for larger-than-life HD graphics on a big screen ... so I get all the gee-whiz tech setup, buy EoJ, and wind up having to play on the floor 5 feet from a 46" TV. Holy crap that was painful. Hey Sony, can I get a wireless Eye or a longer USB cable so I don't have to pull the entire PS3 out of the cabinet to get a comfortable distance away from the TV to play this stinkin' game?!

Yeah, I did that, too. It makes EoJ an absolute arse to play. I'm thinking that 25 (for me; my OP list is expanding fast) is: I hate the short Eye cable, it makes playing EoJ an utter eye strain. Thanks for that one.

As for everyone else, it seems the 360 crowd are a little quiet. I know the 360 isn't perfect; I assume you all do as well? Or are there just not many 360 peeps about today?

On that, anyone think they can get to a decent 25 point list for the Wii or the 360? I daren't ask about the PC, as it seems faaaar too easy (and I'll be adding my PC list later, as I game on it a lot).

Xbox360

-I hate the fact RROD exists and people constantly ask me if my xbox RROD'd (no it didn't)
-I hate that I can't get a decent Dpad on this system
-I dislike that games have region lock (can't import Raiden 3)

Prolly more but thats all i can think of.

Not yet, and I probably should, but I've not played EoJ enough of late for it to be a major issue, so I've never bothered trying to resolve the problem. That said, one of the reasons I've not played it was because sitting right by the TV was less than ideal, so that's no excuse. Shame, really, as I had a good laugh with EoJ. Indeed, after all fun hate in this thread, it'd be nice if something good came out of it all, so perhaps I'll fire the game up again; it's been a while.

PS3
I hate how the beautiful machine looks dirty after you just cleaned it a day ago.
I hate how most gaming media is bias, and always show xbox version first.
I hate how long it takes to download movies on psnetwork.
I hate how the great games all release at the same time. (come on now i don;t have the time or money.
I hate how killzone 2 could be great, but could also be a disaster.
I hate not having gears of war.
I hate how long it takes to get games rolling - where is my god of war 3 already
I hate that my hard drive seems to magically dissapear.
I hate that its just now starting to show off its graphical superiority.
I hate that its so hard to develop for.
I hate that i never see ps3 commercials for the good games.
I hate that it sucks the life outa me.

Wii
I hate that there are hardly any great games out.
I hate that Nintendo ditched the hard core gamers for soccer moms and grandmas.
I hate that it just collects dust until friends come by.
I hate that it doesn't have a dvd drive
i hate that it is white.
I hate that everything is childish on it.
I hate that it is selling so well.
I hate that the graphics are last generation.

xbox 360
I hate that i had red ring of death 3 times
I hate sending it to be repaired
I hate that because of these top 2 i never played it and sold it to pay for ps3 games
I hate that now that i don't have it gears 2 is out
I HATE Halo 3 it is overrated.
I hate that is graphically in superior to ps3.
I hate that the controllers feel like bricks
I hate that xbl charges you...seriously it sucks
I hate games continuasly freezing.
I hate microsoft
I hate that it only outputs at 720p
I hate this console.

Wii
I hate the fact that there's only been one metroid title
I hate the fact that there hasn't been an f-zero
I hate friendcodes

X360
I hate the fact that the red ring insists
I hate the fact that it doesn't have an internal clock that runs on battery
I hate the mean people on xbox live

Mine does does very smoothly here at 1080p it even has a hardware upscaler :)

GameCube:

1 - I hate its small capacity media. Killed third party support and any chances of hearing mp3 quality audio and real cgi cutscenes.

2 - I hate some things on its controller: the arrange of A, B, Y and X, the lack of select and left Z, the lack of pressure sensing.

Wii:

I hate the lack of memory.
I hate half-ass ports of last gen games.
I hate shoe-horned motion controls where they don't enhance the game.
I hate lack of good third party support.
I hate that some of my favorite games from previous gens get crappy spin-offs instead of full games on the wii.

Gaming in general:

I hate that my friends suck at gaming so they won't play me because they lose.