Wow. Your cell phone broke when you throw it against a wall? That's bullshit, dude. You should, like, send it back on warranty. That's not supposed to happen.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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