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coolestguyever on 28 September 2008

PS3 - Morphine - One of the strongest painkillers, just like PS3 is the most powerful console. Also highly addictive

360 - Vicodin - A strong painkiller, the one Dr House is always taking on the show house. Not as strong as morphine though

Wii - Advil - Good for headaches, not much else



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Red4ADevil on 28 September 2008

LOL (these threads are getting rediculous



MrBubbles on 28 September 2008

xbox360 = Oxycontin

wii = A Bat

ps3 = Placebo



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thekitchensink on 28 September 2008

Wii would be Viagra



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Phendrana on 28 September 2008

Great, another thread for people to troll consoles without getting in trouble.

PS3 - Heroin - Fun for awhile, but you'll probably end up with Hepatitis.

Wii - Nitrous Oxide - I like Nitrous Oxide.

360 - Novacaine - This is the only other painkiller I can think of.



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hsrob on 29 September 2008

Wii = Intranasal Fentanil (a lot of fun, just like the Wii)

Xbox360 = Codeine (strong, solid painkiller)

PS3 = Aspirin (quite useful for many things, not really a great painkiller)





Shura on 29 September 2008

Ps3: Morphine, the "strongest" but, cause addiction.

xbox 360: Ketorolac, almost as strong as morphine, but, isnt and opiate, so, dont make you addict to it.

wii: Aspirin, you know what it is.



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jalsonmi on 29 September 2008

Wii: Marijuana: A wide variety of people use it. Get's you high.

360: LSD: Not actually a pain killer, but really, who gives a rat's ass? I'm not taking it to kill my pain, I'm taking it to trip balls.

PS3: Ketamine: A disassociative. Out of body experience. Amazing experience, but noone wants to be around some douche in a K-hole.



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SickleSigh on 29 September 2008

Ps3- Oxycontin, expensive, powerful, well manufactured

360- Street tar heroin, cheaper then oxy, almost as good but will clog your syringe, give you an absess, and will sometimes be extremely cut so you waste money on a broken drug

Wii- Vicodin, all the kids in junior high love it and it sells like crazy but is complete shit at getting people high.

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