He missed 33,000 BraLoD posts about LoD, how can you say that!

Good to see you again.

Things are a lot less hectic now as most of the troublemakers got banned or gave up and the console wars have cooled somewhat now that Xbox is more or less dead and Nintendo and Sony are both doing well within their own niche.

You missed a lot of drama during the Switch days, it's success really ruffled some feathers.

Glad to see you're still kicking around.

The singularity triggered, we are all now living inside the Game Pass utopia, of course always using our Kinects. 

Nintendo decided their graphics wasn´t good enough after all and upgraded it with latest Switch 2, who would have guessed?

Sony is busy milking every IP they have with sequel/remaster/spin-off/licence etc.

Indies are actually awesome.

You didn't miss much, but we missed you.

(I actually don't know you, but I felt like that was a good sentence to say)

The site was hacked to display images of huge black cocks not once but twice in a short span of time.

Yeah, I'm sorry I slowed down so much, should have been over 100K by now, so you all missed 66K+ of them, yeah.

But no new LoD in all that time as well. Even freaking Bubsy is back by now.

I dropped consoles, except Nintendo, and went PC. That was probably the biggest news in the last 17 years.

Rol being abducted by aliens, when Trump asked us in 2015 how to download anime without being tracked, hackers putting penis in the entire site, when Kerotan admitted that he actually loves Forza and hates Gran Turismo, the thread about the day Atlus announced that Shin Megami Tensei V would be a Switch exclusive (this become a funny fanboy war), the thread about Zelda Breath of the Wild's Metacritic score and the discussion that turned into a war over the score compared to Horizon, etc.

Good ol' QuickRick, always saying that Switch sales would drop off a cliff.

1. He said that the sales would drop off a cliff in 2018 as all their big games already released in it's first year.
2. He said that 2019 would be dropping off a cliff because there's noting big incoming anymore after Smash.
3. When it was clear his predictions were nonsense he tried to explain himself that "dropping off a cliff" meant "essentially flat" (as in, the total opposite of a cliff)

Another thing you missed are the BOLD predictions of tbone51. Or more correctly, predictions that sounded crazy, but almost always were on point, if not even lowballing in the end. Like these here for instance:

https://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread/242914/extra-bold-not-bold-prediction-nsw-will-surpass-3dsds-lifetime-japan/1/

https://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread/236948/bold-prediction-super-smash-bros-ultimate-currently-1768mil-will-sell-over-25mil-ww-lifetime-book-it/