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My prediction that the Switch 2 will sell 3/4ths of a billion is hilariously wrong.



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curl-6 said:

As for Quickrick, he's actually one alt of a serial troll who has been making accounts here to shit on Nintendo since at least 2013; zeldaring and ninjablade are two of his other alts, he's made like 10 in total over the years.

really? zeldaring always looked suspicuis to me



"The Switch will bomb harder than the Wii U."



EricFabian said:
curl-6 said:

As for Quickrick, he's actually one alt of a serial troll who has been making accounts here to shit on Nintendo since at least 2013; zeldaring and ninjablade are two of his other alts, he's made like 10 in total over the years.

really? zeldaring always looked suspicuis to me

Leynos said:
curl-6 said:

Lots of folks in this one claiming it will flop hard:

https://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread/225503/kimishima-expects-switch-sales-to-reach-wii-levels/1/

As for Quickrick, he's actually one alt of a serial troll who has been making accounts here to shit on Nintendo since at least 2013; zeldaring and ninjablade are two of his other alts, he's made like 10 in total over the years.

No wonder Zeldaring came across as the biggest fucking moron lol. 

Yeah the guy's got issues, he pops back up again every now and then with a new alt but there's always a few common themes; he always aggressively downplays Nintendo, always praises games like Red Dead Redemption 1-2 and the new God of War games, shits on the graphics of the Xenoblade games in particular (this goes back to like 2013 when he would constantly insist that X looked worse than PS3/360 open world games) always has bad grammar and lack of capitalization, etc.

His latest alt was Redyoshi a few weeks ago, thankfully he was quickly banned.



Jumpin said:

My prediction that the Switch 2 will sell 3/4ths of a billion is hilariously wrong.

Still more accurate than some more pessimistic predictions.



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The_Yoda said:
LegitHyperbole said:

Can we remake this thread but we all make predictions and look back on them in time to see if they become Hilariously wrong or not. Many will laugh but I predict the Switch 2 to be a Wii U sort of deal, not as bad, Nintendo will make their money and they still have 150+ million switches to sell games on. They aren't loosing much in this as they can still sell Switch 1s cause the Switch 2 is simply a PRO console for all intents, they have designed it so they can't fail even if it fails despite the "2" in the name. I predict less than 40 million LT, I wanna say 30 million but I'll be cut it down the middle at go 35 million. It'll sell right out the gate like the Wii U and get over 20 million fairly fast but given all the conditions It'll slow and then It'll slow to a crawl. Parent will not buy this thing, Kids will still be on Switch 1. We will not see hardware price reduction in the lifetime of this system or at least the vast majority of it, we'll be lucky if the price does not go up and it just might. That said, Switches will still sell.

So correct me if I am wrong, but are you essentially saying it will sell well for a couple years then sales will fall off a cliff leading to max 40 M sold lifetime?

Hey. Just stopped in to say yo. This thing is gonna do what I predicted if even. 



firebush03 said:
LegitHyperbole said:

Can we remake this thread but we all make predictions and look back on them in time to see if they become Hilariously wrong or not. Many will laugh but I predict the Switch 2 to be a Wii U sort of deal, not as bad, Nintendo will make their money and they still have 150+ million switches to sell games on. They aren't loosing much in this as they can still sell Switch 1s cause the Switch 2 is simply a PRO console for all intents, they have designed it so they can't fail even if it fails despite the "2" in the name. I predict less than 40 million LT, I wanna say 30 million but I'll be cut it down the middle at go 35 million. It'll sell right out the gate like the Wii U and get over 20 million fairly fast but given all the conditions It'll slow and then It'll slow to a crawl. Parent will not buy this thing, Kids will still be on Switch 1. We will not see hardware price reduction in the lifetime of this system or at least the vast majority of it, we'll be lucky if the price does not go up and it just might. That said, Switches will still sell.

Legit, you’re misunderstanding. The point of this thread wasn’t to create hilariously wrong predictions, it was to give examples of hilariously wrong predictions from the past. /s (If XBSXS can sell 30mil, then NSW2 will at least hit 60mil in the catastrophically worst case scenario. Nintendo has software, whereas the others have been lacking. Nintendo has the strongest word-of-mouth of the three.)

Not looking likely now. 😕 I didn't wanna be wrong. 



LegitHyperbole said:
firebush03 said:

Legit, you’re misunderstanding. The point of this thread wasn’t to create hilariously wrong predictions, it was to give examples of hilariously wrong predictions from the past. /s (If XBSXS can sell 30mil, then NSW2 will at least hit 60mil in the catastrophically worst case scenario. Nintendo has software, whereas the others have been lacking. Nintendo has the strongest word-of-mouth of the three.)

Not looking likely now. 😕 I didn't wanna be wrong. 

What’s not looking likely now? My claim that NS2 will hit 60mil is the absolute worst case? Are you being legit?? (Or are you being Legit?) This system is already looking at a 17-21mil FY’26, a new record by a country mile. Maybe the chip shortage could create some complications, but 60mil would still basically be the floor.



firebush03 said:
LegitHyperbole said:

Not looking likely now. 😕 I didn't wanna be wrong. 

What’s not looking likely now? My claim that NS2 will hit 60mil is the absolute worst case? This system is already looking at a 17-21mil FY’26, a new record by a country mile. Maybe the chip shortage could create some complications, but 60mil would still basically be the floor.

:) Not a chance. 40 at best. Again, I'll have to make a prediction (a correct one), it'll slow even more than it slowed for the holiday season. Let's talk again in a year and see those numbers contract steadily. 😉

Again, that base 10 million was a guarantee. The casuals aren't gonna follow the hard-core. Nintendo's fickle base is to reliable. 



LegitHyperbole said:
firebush03 said:

What’s not looking likely now? My claim that NS2 will hit 60mil is the absolute worst case? This system is already looking at a 17-21mil FY’26, a new record by a country mile. Maybe the chip shortage could create some complications, but 60mil would still basically be the floor.

:) Not a chance. 40 at best. Again, I'll have to make a prediction (a correct one), it'll slow even more than it slowed for the holiday season. Let's talk again in a year and see those numbers contract steadily. 😉

Don’t even need to wait a year, just look at the quarterly results in early February 2026. Switch 2 will almost certainly be at 16.5-20mil shipped by that point.

Also, IDK why you’re acting like your prediction has already come true… why are you saying these things? JP and EU sales data suggest Switch 2 is on pace to dramatically outperform Switch 1 during its first holiday quarter (Q3FY18), and that system moved nearly 8mil in its first holiday. Only territory where Switch 2 has lagged a little would be the US specifically during the month of November.