How much does this cost to make, ship, etc? Maybe $30 since it won't be in mass production. If it's that price, it should be $50-$60 for customers. $100 is crazy.
I would buy this for $30-$50. Maybe $60. No way will I buy it at $100.

Looks like it's sold out at Nintendo NYC as well. 

https://x.com/NintendoNYC/status/1844398814117101731

I like me some morning bed exercise with the missus.

How many coins can we get. Will Bowser ROAR when we take to long?

Needless to say. A must have.

I already ordered mine. Looking forward to wake up with Ring Fit sounds and get right to work out in the morning.

Set it to the Splatoon 3 theme and have morning sex to the sound of the ink guns and splatters.

I like it, but not getting one. At least not for the price they'll probably cost around here.

This product seems like something a rival company like Sony would create to make people get sick of listening to "nintendo noises". I mean, c'mon, is there a worse moment in the day than when you wake up to go to work? Specially if you usually don't have many hours for sleeping. Do you really wanna associate this moment with sounds you listen when you are having fun, playing Nintendo games? If I had a Nintendo Alarmo I eventually would never want to boot up a Mario game and listen coin sounds or splatoon's shooting noise again. There is a reason there is that gag in cartoons like Tom and Jerry of someone smashing their alarm clock and wanting to sleep more. I personally think this is a terrible terrible terrible product

I wonder if it keep[s track of the

Weird name for the Switch's successor, but I kind dig it