ok, so i made my girlfriend mad with my joke tonight. She was playing mahjong on her phone and i thought that i'd make fun of the people who made it, so i said "ching chong, i eat cats and dogs" , like the whole thing was a rhyme. She got so pissed lmao.
But this isn't racist because they eat dogs. There was this yearly dog meat festival in china for a while. That's disgusting. When i was a little kid, i saw this documentary on HBO, and they had a bunch of cats in cages, and these chinese people would boil those cages and make coats out of the fur. Me and my little bro joked about that for a long time about how messed up that was. So, i don't feel sorry at all for making jokes, since they do this kind of thing.
Now, i've had several chinese roomates, and fortunately, none of them ate dogs at least while i was there. The first one was this physics grad student, he's an instructor now somewhere. And i taught him to say "fvck you, stupid american". Because Asians have a higher income than most immigrants so this isn't punching down at all, it's punching up if anything. Don't even get me started on the penis size thing.
Anyway, y'all have a good night, i'll excuse myself after this offensive display, thank you very much
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article for reference, these chinese people in the article's picture are salivating over those dogs, they can't wait to eat some dog bbq.
https://www.humaneworld.org/en/blog/yulin-dog-meat-festival-begin-weekend-defying-chinese-declaration-dogs-are-pets-not-food








