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CaptainExplosion said:

Is it ok if I ask what everyone would think would be a fitting way for Putin to die?

I don't think it's ok and I don't think a fitting way exist or is even remotely possible or would to gruesome for a sane discussion. If there's justice he would need to suffer an equivalent amount to that he caused in others and that's just not possible. Also if you stop to think about it, you are actually giving him some sort of small victory as you would have given him time and presence in your mind that he don't deserve.

If you want to entertain this idea for fun/reliefs maybe you could ask something with a degree of separation to reality like 'What would be a fitting way for a Putin South Park character to die' but don't think it would be fitting in this thread IMO.



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Zkuq said:
Ka-pi96 said:

Is there an election any time soon? Would be great to finally see somebody else in charge of Turkey, especially if they're pro-EU.

There's a presidential election coming up next month.

Nice. Is there much chance of Erdogan losing though?



Ka-pi96 said:
Zkuq said:

There's a presidential election coming up next month.

Nice. Is there much chance of Erdogan losing though?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2023_Turkish_presidential_election
Polls suggest he is trailing his main rival but it’s tight. Also would appear to be heading for a run-off. Also I wouldn’t out it past him using the Trump playbook - he has form with that with the Istanbul mayoral election.



SecondWar said:
Ka-pi96 said:

Nice. Is there much chance of Erdogan losing though?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2023_Turkish_presidential_election
Polls suggest he is trailing his main rival but it’s tight. Also would appear to be heading for a run-off. Also I wouldn’t out it past him using the Trump playbook - he has form with that with the Istanbul mayoral election.

Bolsonaro did the same bullshit in Brazil after he lost his own election.



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I’m not as murderous as some. But I’m also not a saint. In fact, I’m downright immoral, unethical, and diabolical.
So… I’d post some of my ideas right now if I weren’t so sure I’d at least get a warning for some of the very depraved ideas I got from 2Paclypse Now, the Slim Shady LP, and Bob Saget.
I can see it now “You’re getting a warning because the sensitive ears of respectable maladjusted people just aren’t ready for this kind of shit. Frankly, you’re an asshole.” And I’d be inclined to agree on every single point. Because what I have in mind for Putin’s very wet punishment… it’s fucking disgraceful.
I grew up in a different time. The 1990s, a time when dark comedic depravity was the norm.
I guess I can hint toward it and allow people to use their depraved imaginations: it’s not about a painful punishment so much as highly uncomfortable ones. While it may not inflict much physical trauma, he may inflict physical trauma on himself for the humiliation. While he won’t have physical scarring, my ideas will surely leave lasting scars of emotional trauma—but it’s a lifelong sentence so the wounds will remain open.
There is some value to some of these ideas as I believe they’ll have scientific merit. And there can be fundraisers done to stream it live on one of those crazy Libertarian freedom sites—because I’m sure it will be against the TOS of everything from YouTube to PornHub to Patreon to have any part in hosting Putin’s brutally humiliating punishment that will leave his olfactory senses shocked for life.
NormMacdonald.com would likely post it, though.

Have a nice day! :D



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.

Ka-pi96 said:
Ryuu96 said:

We can hope Erdogan's opposition wins because they're in favour of both improving relations with EU and supporting Sweden's entry into NATO.

Is there an election any time soon? Would be great to finally see somebody else in charge of Turkey, especially if they're pro-EU.

Election is coming in a month and Erdogan's chances look rather bad, though he still has a chance to win. In fact, his main opponent could get past 50% of the votes on the first turn already: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2023_Turkish_presidential_election



Keep your nose out of this Lula, like Corbyn, another idiot on international politics.

Fuck off to Lavrov as well.

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I’m sure Putin would love a part of Brazil, if Lula da Silva loves Russian expansion that much



don't mind my username, that was more than 10 years ago, I'm a different person now, amazing how people change ^_^

Lavrov stretching that long bow with the whole "new world order".

Russia must be running out of things to say lol.

It is such a bizarre statement because before the war Russia had a significant seat of the world order lol. Not sure what more they want? other than a land grab to re-establish the USSR I guess.