Russia and Ukraine flashpoint

[Jumpin]

I’m not as murderous as some. But I’m also not a saint. In fact, I’m downright immoral, unethical, and diabolical.
So… I’d post some of my ideas right now if I weren’t so sure I’d at least get a warning for some of the very depraved ideas I got from 2Paclypse Now, the Slim Shady LP, and Bob Saget.
I can see it now “You’re getting a warning because the sensitive ears of respectable maladjusted people just aren’t ready for this kind of shit. Frankly, you’re an asshole.” And I’d be inclined to agree on every single point. Because what I have in mind for Putin’s very wet punishment… it’s fucking disgraceful.
I grew up in a different time. The 1990s, a time when dark comedic depravity was the norm.
I guess I can hint toward it and allow people to use their depraved imaginations: it’s not about a painful punishment so much as highly uncomfortable ones. While it may not inflict much physical trauma, he may inflict physical trauma on himself for the humiliation. While he won’t have physical scarring, my ideas will surely leave lasting scars of emotional trauma—but it’s a lifelong sentence so the wounds will remain open.
There is some value to some of these ideas as I believe they’ll have scientific merit. And there can be fundraisers done to stream it live on one of those crazy Libertarian freedom sites—because I’m sure it will be against the TOS of everything from YouTube to PornHub to Patreon to have any part in hosting Putin’s brutally humiliating punishment that will leave his olfactory senses shocked for life.
NormMacdonald.com would likely post it, though.

Have a nice day! :D