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Forums - Gaming Discussion - Microsoft finally unveil their latest product called "Xbox Soap "

 

What do you think

Yes 4 26.67%
 
No 3 20.00%
 
Nani the fuck??? 4 26.67%
 
i am shock !!! 2 13.33%
 
i am ready for this 2 13.33%
 
Total:15
Ljink96 on 06 June 2019

God knows, Nintendo needs to do something like this for the Smash community.



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KLAMarine on 06 June 2019
Lryu222 said:
Sony is the only company that gets marketing right. Nintendo, Microsoft and Google always deliverering that kind of cringe.

You gonna tell me Sony has never screwed up?



KLAMarine on 06 June 2019

So does it smell good?



sethnintendo on 06 June 2019

Makes your privates glow green in the dark.



Wman1996 on 06 June 2019
Ljink96 said:
God knows, Nintendo needs to do something like this for the Smash community.

Exactly what I was thinking. When I first saw the link to the Xbox products, I thought it was an Onion article.



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Machiavellian on 06 June 2019
sethnintendo said:
Makes your privates glow green in the dark.

If it did that I probably would purchase it.



Player2 on 06 June 2019
sethnintendo said:
Makes your privates glow green in the dark.

I'd rather do it the good old fashioned way and use Plutonium than buy something from Microsoft.



LivingMetal on 06 June 2019

Now, you can wash your DNA off your controllers before passing it off to some fool who didn't bring his own controller to the party.



Neodegenerate on 06 June 2019

I still remember when they put out a Destiny cologne because they needed to find a way to market that they had Destiny as well when it first came out. This doesn't surprise me.



EricHiggin on 07 June 2019
Mar1217 said:
If this means I'm gonna smell like a guy who has been encapsulated in his armor suit for years ... then no thanks.

LOL.

Johnson is finishing a shower, get's out, opens his locker with his camo on one side and a onesie on the other, and suits up. Then you see him walking down a corridor turning peoples heads as he approach's MC and Cortana in a command center. Cortana sniffs then says something like, 'is that a hero I detect?', and MC turns around to look behind them both and Johnson says, 'What?... I know what the ladies like'... Then Cortana turns around and Johnson sets a bottle down in front of her and says, 'here, the stubborn fool may need this one day', and she replies, "thanks, he never get's me anything".

Then there's a potential follow up.

Later you see MC and Cortana in the loading bay with a big crate that says Lynx and she says 'I know what you're thinking, and it's heroic', and MC replies, "so, stay here", and she says, 'unfortunately for us both, I like heroic'. Then MC gets on the comm's and says "Sir, permission to leave the station", and Lord Hood says, "for what purpose MC?", and MC says something like, 'to give the Covenant a whiff of this crate, it's the bomb!', and Hood says, 'permission granted'. MC then pulls the lever and Cortana says, 'just one question, what if they don't like it?', and MC replies, 'they will'...

Bay doors open and then fade to black with the Halo theme playing.