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What do you think

Yes 4 26.67%
No 3 20.00%
Nani the fuck??? 4 26.67%
i am shock !!! 2 13.33%
i am ready for this 2 13.33%

Now, you can wash your DNA off your controllers before passing it off to some fool who didn't bring his own controller to the party.

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I still remember when they put out a Destiny cologne because they needed to find a way to market that they had Destiny as well when it first came out. This doesn't surprise me.

Mar1217 said:
If this means I'm gonna smell like a guy who has been encapsulated in his armor suit for years ... then no thanks.


Johnson is finishing a shower, get's out, opens his locker with his camo on one side and a onesie on the other, and suits up. Then you see him walking down a corridor turning peoples heads as he approach's MC and Cortana in a command center. Cortana sniffs then says something like, 'is that a hero I detect?', and MC turns around to look behind them both and Johnson says, 'What?... I know what the ladies like'... Then Cortana turns around and Johnson sets a bottle down in front of her and says, 'here, the stubborn fool may need this one day', and she replies, "thanks, he never get's me anything".

Then there's a potential follow up.

Later you see MC and Cortana in the loading bay with a big crate that says Lynx and she says 'I know what you're thinking, and it's heroic', and MC replies, "so, stay here", and she says, 'unfortunately for us both, I like heroic'. Then MC gets on the comm's and says "Sir, permission to leave the station", and Lord Hood says, "for what purpose MC?", and MC says something like, 'to give the Covenant a whiff of this crate, it's the bomb!', and Hood says, 'permission granted'. MC then pulls the lever and Cortana says, 'just one question, what if they don't like it?', and MC replies, 'they will'...

Bay doors open and then fade to black with the Halo theme playing.

MEGATON Announcement

So far its only coming to Australia, I might have to be a scalper and sell it for 6x the price.

Last edited by Azzanation - on 07 June 2019

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Please tell me its a joke lol

Made a bet with LipeJJ and HylianYoshi that the XB1 will reach 30 million before Wii U reaches 15 million. Loser has to get avatar picked by winner for 6 months (or if I lose, either 6 months avatar control for both Lipe and Hylian, or my patrick avatar comes back forever).

barneystinson69 said:
Please tell me its a joke lol

I am afraid it's not. It's very Legit