God knows, Nintendo needs to do something like this for the Smash community.

You gonna tell me Sony has never screwed up?

So does it smell good?

Makes your privates glow green in the dark.

Exactly what I was thinking. When I first saw the link to the Xbox products, I thought it was an Onion article.

If it did that I probably would purchase it.

I'd rather do it the good old fashioned way and use Plutonium than buy something from Microsoft.

Now, you can wash your DNA off your controllers before passing it off to some fool who didn't bring his own controller to the party.

I still remember when they put out a Destiny cologne because they needed to find a way to market that they had Destiny as well when it first came out. This doesn't surprise me.

LOL.

Johnson is finishing a shower, get's out, opens his locker with his camo on one side and a onesie on the other, and suits up. Then you see him walking down a corridor turning peoples heads as he approach's MC and Cortana in a command center. Cortana sniffs then says something like, 'is that a hero I detect?', and MC turns around to look behind them both and Johnson says, 'What?... I know what the ladies like'... Then Cortana turns around and Johnson sets a bottle down in front of her and says, 'here, the stubborn fool may need this one day', and she replies, "thanks, he never get's me anything".

Then there's a potential follow up.

Later you see MC and Cortana in the loading bay with a big crate that says Lynx and she says 'I know what you're thinking, and it's heroic', and MC replies, "so, stay here", and she says, 'unfortunately for us both, I like heroic'. Then MC gets on the comm's and says "Sir, permission to leave the station", and Lord Hood says, "for what purpose MC?", and MC says something like, 'to give the Covenant a whiff of this crate, it's the bomb!', and Hood says, 'permission granted'. MC then pulls the lever and Cortana says, 'just one question, what if they don't like it?', and MC replies, 'they will'...

Bay doors open and then fade to black with the Halo theme playing.