What state are you in (i'm sure i've asked before)> Time to help Curl get a date lol.

Here's the symptom: you're a guy in his mid-thirties and based on your posts in this thread, you have a pre-pubescent understanding of women with no basis in reality. I know you don't want to hear this because it puts the blame on you rather than the rest of the world's population; it also puts the responsibility on you to fix yourself - and I am not talking about "making up a fake persona" as you suggested you should do, I am talking about actually fixing yourself.

From your posts, you seem like a very toxic person. If you were ever in a relationship with a woman, I would genuinely be frightened for her. It does not seem you regard women as people at all. Flip it around, would you want to date a woman who regarded all men as sub-human rapists who only wanted to use women for their own selfish gain? You're the male equivalent of that.

I don't know how long it takes to deprogram your pathological view on other people, but you have to start somewhere. Have you spoken with a doctor about your mental state? It is possible you are suffering from a mental illness without even realizing it. Discovering the nature of the issue is the logical first step to recovery; just about every mental illness we know of has effective treatments.

Awww that's sweet ... I feel butterflies in my stomach o_0

You are probably one of my favorite users on this site post-wise and it's because I genuinely can't tell if you're ever being sarcastic or being serious. I think about 50% of your posts are probably jokes and 50% are true.

You know it's weird... I just found out what Incels are, like 2 hours ago, then I come VGChartz and find this thread on the front page with an OP that sounds exactly like the type of person i've been learning about for the past few hours... It's kind of weirding me out...

With that said... I'm getting the impression that I shouldn't bother with online dating given some the posts in this thread... which i'm not gonna lie, is kind of bringing me down...

I don't see online dating as overall bad or even just for ''ugly people''. I feel if people have their hearts into it or set on it, then they should give it a try if they think its going to work out,whether they think they're ugly or not. I've heard of people dating online via meeting from a game or a forum and ended up staying together even offline, so I believe its possible. Just a lot harder though since it takes complete commitment of both people involved,but I can see it as something that has a bit positivity to it overall.

If you feel dating online is something you'd like to try or have your heart set on, do it, if not, then dont do it, cop out response,yes, but the most truthful lol

What I'm saying is, "If you're not picky send messages to all the women. One of them have to at least give a positive response."

I suspect trying that would get me swiftly reported to mall security and removed.

I'm in Victoria.

Yeah but what's the point of landing someone you're not attracted to? 

He might get more than one reply. This way he is casting a larger net.

nice edit ... "Jabba the Hut" xD