WC4Life on 16 September 2016
It's so funny now, how the Pro suddenly makes sense and is welcomed with open arms by consumers. Early 2016 when the rumors started and actually even before all the rumors, there were people who said this would happen and explained it would make perfect sense and be a success. Those people were against hordes of denial, fighting against the most ridiculous arguments for months.
I've seen this type of mass denial before in gaming culture and this won't be the last. The next one is already cooking or should I say cooked, lmao.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198