You could try wrapping your food in leaves

@Dusk: tough call. Dwayne is taller for sure and probably is bigger but Arnold had crazy definition

I might, I get so obsessive over health shit. Part of the reason I kinda want to go vegan but... I just can't do that xD

In other news, don't think I've been to the gym since August yet I've been paying every month. What a waste, Imma try going again, I have no clue on what to do though... Usually I just go around and do different types of weight machines for an hour then do cardio for a half hour. xD

Hey if it works it works right? 

Honestly it's up to you what to do in the gym. I'm ill-prepared right now or else I might have made some suggestions for exercises. What you described is loosely what I do though; 45 minutes on the weights and then 15 on abs. I do cardio separately. All in all it depends what you want to accomplish as well

I just want an all around workout, slightly buff... idk maybe I can find a picture that's PG somewhere of my ideal bodytype.

Something I've noticed is that one of my legs is like.. way stronger than the other, my squats are somewhat uneven unless I really try to shift weight. Should single leg presses help with that? Same case with my arms really, too much of a difference and it annoys me.

If you'd like you could read through my post here: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=7514630 and pick and choose exercises from all categories for a full body workout. Like I said before sorry but I'm ill-prepared for better advice right now; perhaps tomorrow I can tackle this more head-on.

As for the uneven problem, I would suggest working both evenly until the other catches up. Then again I think you should definitely look for a second opinion on how to work on that one. I seem to remember having a stronger right arm (LMAO) but it never really gave me too much trouble

Thanks for the support man, you're really nice.

I'll take your advice and will try to go to the gym at a less crowded time. Early afternoons are usually fine. I think I'll get a personal trainer too, cause I don't feel well doing stuff that I'm not sure will work out in the end.  I'm the kind of guy that likes to know exactly what he's doing.

Nice thread! A few years back I use to weigh 265lbs, and now I weigh around 175lbs. I'm off and on when it comes to lifting. I'm consistent about cardio. I play a lot of pickup basketball so I get my cardio doing that. For instance, I played about 2 hours today.
Before school started this semester, I had a new workout regimen I just started, but I had to get my appendix removed. I was not able to do any heavy lifting or cardio for a few weeks. Now that I'm good I've lost the motivation again, so I need to get back at it. Hopefully this thread can push me!

Welcome aboard! 

Woah! My routine is:

First day: Legs

Second day: back/biceps

Third day: Leg/ass (yes, I put to work my ass)/shoulders

Fourth day: Chest/tricep

What a coincidence you put those combinations! BTW, I'm trying to get a six pack but it's pretty difficult to me. Although I don't eat a lot of fatty food, I haven't 100% remove some kind of food, like bread and dairy.

It depends on how you want to train your body but there is a lot of stuff everyone can do right at home. I feel home training is very time efficient too since you just start your workout and between exercises you don't have to wait your turn ever.