I played as my online character in GTAV, so I'm probably screwed.

Me vs any of the last three - Kirby, Lilac, or Carol results in my rather swift demise I'm afraid :P
(Lilac and Carol are from Freedom Planet, btw)

Pencil from MS Paint. Yeah, i'll live.

I played as Vegeta in his Saiyan saga uniform (so he's technically still evil) in Xenoverse. Yea, I'm pretty dead right now

Abe of Oddworld New 'n Tasty.

Me:Ahaha. I can beat you pipsqueak!

Abe: Gnugnum gnugnum gugnum

Me: Not me! Not me!

My head explodes.

Ok, I can't beat him.

But the pencil can draw a badass that attacks you, what will you do then?

Ha, Waylon Park from Outlast Whistleblower! All he can do is run and hide, so I'm going to be all right!

The badass would just be a drawing :P

Edit: The pencil could stab me to death D:

A robot from Besiege that falls on the ground and explodes.

Technically it dies first, so I win.

I feel bad for those who last played God of War. :)