Sexy Time, Marry and Kill a Console.... (8th Gen Edition)

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DarkRPGamer007 on 02 November 2014

same as yours
PS4 has great graphics but is a slut (look how it's selling and bragging)
Wii U is a down to earth console that doesn't brag about it's greatness and how good everything on it is
XB1 needs to not exist

XBOX ONE/Wii U/3DS/PC

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Thanks for all the great memories!

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aikohualda on 02 November 2014

NiKKoM said:
Lets be honest.. This isn't even in the top 40 of strangest threads we have had here on this site

and that is only for 2014 :P

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foodfather on 02 November 2014

Kill Wiiu. I would be quite satisfied by this alone. No need for any further action by me.

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Spade on 02 November 2014

gooch_destroyer said:

LMAO!!! Best one so far!

OT:

Fuck PS4

Fuck Wii U

Fuck Xbox One

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Mr_No on 02 November 2014

Fuck Xbox One
Marry PS4
Kill Wii U

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binary solo on 02 November 2014

aikohualda said:

d21lewis said:
c. This was wrong with you kids today. all of this f****** and killing.

my grand dad had world war

and my dad had world war 2....

i think kids today are on the right track :P

On the right track in the sense that we have the global war on terror which is effectively unwinnable so we should just bury our heads in gaming?

OT: I assume handhelds count

F- 3DS WiiU

M- PS4

K- Xb one

Wii U gets a sympathy fuck, but just the once, whereas I'll be fuckbuddies with 3DS. I'll invite Vita over for a threesome with the missus (PS4) but it'll never be a one on one.

“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” - Bertrand Russell

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

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aikohualda on 02 November 2014

On the right track in the sense that we have the global war on terror which is effectively unwinnable so we should just bury our heads in gaming?

OT: I assume handhelds count

F- 3DS

M- PS4

K- Xb one

Wii U gets a sympathy fuck, but just the once, whereas I'll be fuckbuddies with 3DS. I'll invite Vita over for a threesome with the missus (PS4) but it'll never be a one on one.

yes!

and no it says there home console only

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garretslarrity on 02 November 2014

I would fuck the PS4, and probably regret it years later,
marry the Wii U, while fucking it until it dies,
and kill the XBox One, just because.

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Fuck the PS4, why not?

Marry the new Nintendo 3DS

Kill anyone who tells me i can't marry the new Nintendo 3DS because its not a home console

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the_dengle on 02 November 2014

Marry the PS4. It will be faithful and make me a happy man for many years, though once the honeymoon period has ended I may feel some regret.

Fuck the Wii U. It will be an extremely passionate yet tragically short-lived affair.

Kill the Xbox One. Before it kills me first...

I swear officer the Wii U told me it was 18

Alternate application of same joke:

Marry SNES, fuck Sega Genesis, kill NES. You're all pedophiles.

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