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Forums - Gaming - Sexy Time, Marry and Kill a Console.... (8th Gen Edition)

I want guilty plesure but without STDs, so I will:

Fuck Ouya
Marry SteamBox
Kill all the others!




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teigaga said:

Why are people marrying Wii U? Your marriage will probably end in 2 years when Ninty abandon it for their next console.

nintendo might abandon wii u.... but wii u will age well just like most of its sexy console :P



 

Alby_da_Wolf said:
I want guilty plesure but without STDs, so I will:

Fuck Ouya
Marry SteamBox
Kill all the others!


ouya is already menopaused



 

Fuck PS4
Marry Wii U
Kill Xbone



Currently playing:

Bloodbath Paddy Wagon Ultra 9

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
I will Fuck the ps4
Marry the wiiU (and still Fuck it)
And kill the x1 (but fuck it before that)





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teigaga said:

Why are people marrying Wii U? Your marriage will probably end in 2 years when Ninty abandon it for their next console.


Then you marry the next one too. ;)



Well uhm..



And I thought my threads were weird.....



Fuck Wii U
Marry PS4
Kill XBO

Well, that was easy.



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aikohualda said:
CosmicSex said:
LOL at the premise of this thread.

not so different from cosmicsex ;)


Touche... now, change "fuck" to "make love" and I can elaborate for days on the best approach.