Sexy Time, Marry and Kill a Console.... (8th Gen Edition)

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the_dengle on 02 November 2014

Marry the PS4. It will be faithful and make me a happy man for many years, though once the honeymoon period has ended I may feel some regret.

Fuck the Wii U. It will be an extremely passionate yet tragically short-lived affair.

Kill the Xbox One. Before it kills me first...

I swear officer the Wii U told me it was 18

Alternate application of same joke:

Marry SNES, fuck Sega Genesis, kill NES. You're all pedophiles.

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