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Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
I will Fuck the ps4
Marry the wiiU (and still Fuck it)
And kill the x1 (but fuck it before that)

jizz would fuck xbox one after he kills it... you are an impostor!



 

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aikohualda said:
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
I will Fuck the ps4
Marry the wiiU (and still Fuck it)
And kill the x1 (but fuck it before that)

jizz would fuck xbox one after he kills it... you are an impostor!

Nahh, its impossible to fuck it after you kill it cause the thermal paste for the heatsink would leak and thus permanently damaging your penis in a very painful manner



                  

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Awww i wanted this to be 9th gen edition. Then again there is only one console then. Anyway...

Fuck PS4.
Marry Wii U,
Kill the fuck out of Mary's XBOne.



Fuck Xbone (it likes it when I talk dirty to it, plus you get an audience of people spying through the Kinect)
Marry Wii U (it's a cheap date and LOVES trying new things)
Kill PS4 (it may look the best, but doesn't try anything new, missionary style after a while gets boring)





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Fuck PS4, Marry WiiU, Kill Xbone.



Can I haz harem?



Well then, that is an interesting way of putting it.

I guess...
Mary Xbox One
Fuck PS4
Kill WiiU



Add me on Xbox: DWTKarma 

Fuck PS4

Marry Wii U

Kill XBO



Ill just have a foursome and call it a day...