Sexy Time, Marry and Kill a Console.... (8th Gen Edition)

[bigtakilla]

Fuck Xbone (it likes it when I talk dirty to it, plus you get an audience of people spying through the Kinect)
Marry Wii U (it's a cheap date and LOVES trying new things)
Kill PS4 (it may look the best, but doesn't try anything new, missionary style after a while gets boring)