After you beat each level, you have to sit through the 8 minutes long unskippable credits which include the names of 300 quality assurance testers.
Plumbers don't wear ties has already been made.
you must complete half of the game while the screen is blank.
Tsubasa Ozora
Keiner kann ihn bremsen, keiner macht ihm was vor. Immer der richtige Schuss, immer zur richtigen Zeit. Superfussball, Fairer Fussball. Er ist unser Torschützenkönig und Held.
| IsawYoshi said: I think it's very easy: Hire nStigate. |
Honestly, when I saw the title of this thread, I was extremely tempted to just post this...
Or maybe this one...
Let's create the worst game possible? Too late, somebody beat you to it. 
| Salnax said: Include a reset button next to regular action buttons. |
Ok, that legitimately cracked me up. I almost pissed myself when I read that.
| Nintentacle said: But people have already suggested ideas for crappy voice acting! Welp, I guess the Wii U version won't have voice acting due to low sales!  |
Nooo... it has to have the Resident Evil guys! They're awesome!
Oh, and the same writers too. Our game definitely needs some of that classic Resident Evil dialogue...
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"Take this lockpick. It might come in handy if you - the master of unlocking - take it with you." "That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" "Is that voice... Enrico's?" "I'm going too. Chris is our old partner, you know!" "It's a weapon. It's really powerful... especially against living things." "Stop it! DON'T... OPEN... THAT... DOOR!" "Watch out! It's a monster!" "This house is dangerous. There are terrible demons. Ooooouch!" |
ColdFire - The man with no name.
Sound effects as poor as possible. sound of shoots = sounds of corn popping, for example.
| Arkaign said: Plumbers don't wear ties has already been made. |
Don't even remind us. That game is atrocious.
Out of sync dialogue.
| bigtakilla said: Out of sync dialogue. |
On top of that, voice part of the characters, but don't voice some others, even if they move their lips xD
Wright said:
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LMFAO, that would be terrible. Also, badly translate the Japanese text, and have the voice actors say different things than what is written in the dialogue box.
| bigtakilla said: Also, badly translate the Japanese text... |
Oh! I hadn't even thought of that. We could make it like Zero Wing - write it in another language and then translate it (badly) into English. Brilliant!
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"What happen?" "Somebody set up us the bomb!" "We get signal." "What!" "Main screen turn on." "It's you!" "How are you gentlemen!" "All your base are belong to us." "You are on the way to destruction." "What you say!" "You have no chance to survive make your time." |
I love it!
ColdFire - The man with no name.
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