Let's Create the Worst Game Possible! (All suggestions in first post)

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on 15 June 2014

The cutscenes should be live-action, and they should be performed by these guys...

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IsawYoshi on 15 June 2014

I think it's very easy: Hire nStigate.

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Nintentacle on 15 June 2014

LemonSlice said:

Voice acting is done by the development team, mostly by programmers and testers.

There are no testers in the development team and the game ships pre-alpha.

But people have already suggested ideas for crappy voice acting! Welp, I guess the Wii U version won't have voice acting due to low sales!

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LemonSlice on 15 June 2014

Nintentacle said:

LemonSlice said:

Voice acting is done by the development team, mostly by programmers and testers.

There are no testers in the development team and the game ships pre-alpha.

But people have already suggested ideas for crappy voice acting! Welp, I guess the Wii U version won't have voice acting due to low sales!

Then just use the pre-alpha suggestion. ;)

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Nintentacle on 15 June 2014

LemonSlice said:

Nintentacle said:

LemonSlice said:

Voice acting is done by the development team, mostly by programmers and testers.

There are no testers in the development team and the game ships pre-alpha.

But people have already suggested ideas for crappy voice acting! Welp, I guess the Wii U version won't have voice acting due to low sales!

Then just use the pre-alpha suggestion. ;)

That's too incomplete for what I'm going for. Let's do 60% complete!

Edit: Also, the Wii U version is 480p 10fps!

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Nintentacle on 15 June 2014

E.T., SM64 (Superman 64. ), and Ride to Hell: Retribution are included as $60 DLC!

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the1te on 15 June 2014

Invisible, one-hit kill melee enemies that attack from behind.

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MoHasanie on 15 June 2014

The main characters are really obnoxious and annoying.
The game has so many bugs that they release updates and patches every hour to fix them, takes ages to download and they make the game even worse.
Every new place and scene takes 20 minutes to load.